My Existence Doesn't Exist.
Oh Mulder….

Oh Mulder….

whiskeyandmisanthropy:

Don’t.

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

The guy who taught me how to ride a bike. Love you Dennis <3

The guy who taught me how to ride a bike. Love you Dennis <3

First thing I see when I wake up. God, when did I become such a little school girl with a crush?

First thing I see when I wake up. God, when did I become such a little school girl with a crush?

I have to be up by 6am&#8230; But this

I have to be up by 6am… But this

Here&#8217;s a blurry photo to show you I can still look cute with the zombie virus

Here’s a blurry photo to show you I can still look cute with the zombie virus

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

nearlyvintage:

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